So today, I'm working from home because it's so damn cold outside! The roads iced over late last night/early this morning. As a result, the schools are closed and I'm working from home. Because you know, taking my kids into work with me is unacceptable. Yet, it's perfectly acceptable for me to work from home without a phone. Yep. Did I mention 99% of my job via the phone. Yep. Someone didn't think that one through. Anyway, I'm home today with all three of my boys.
They're currently watching Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and I'm sitting here answering emails, ending each one with "Due to inclement weather, my city has shut down and I am working from home. As such, I have no phone therefore, please email me. If your matter is urgent and you need to speak with me, please put your urgent matter on the back burner until I can fully attend to it tomorrow when I am back in the office." No, not really. But wouldn't it be awesome if you could tell people the stuff they think is important really isn't. Oh you're sad because you can't upgrade from 8GB of RAM to 32GB? Poor you.
So they're chilling with a movie, I'm chilling with some email, and dammit I want some hot chocolate. With a shot of peppermint and some marshmallows lightly toasted on top. And I also want a hot bodied sex god to be sitting behind me all snugged up like this:
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| Maybe I need to get me a boo? |
Yep, just like that. In the glowing sunset smiling all happy cause we in love. It's just too damn cold out here. People have this idea that since I'm so tough, that I'm not delicate. NOPE. I is sensitive! Especially when it comes to cold weather. It only makes me want to eat and have sex. What? Stop tripping, you know cold weather makes you want to get cuffed up too! What else are you going to do in cold ass weather, except make babies?! Why you think there are always so many late Spring and Summer babies? Count back 9 months and you know the answer.
So anyway because I'm working from home today, the struggle is real. I want to raid my kitchen, but I'm not hungry. I only want to because I can. I feel like a little kid in Toys R Us who has been told not to touch anything. Like really Mom? REALLY?! I can't touch NOTHING! Then why you bring me with you! Yep, that's how I'm feeling.
I'm actually being really good though. I had a super delicious salad for lunch using apples, almonds, and left over smoked salmon from dinner last night. It was SO DAMN GOOD!!!! Even the boys were like "Wow...that looks awesome". Yes, it was. No, I did not share. Ha.
Surely, I can't be the only person who struggles with wanting to raid a fridge when they are home just because they can.