Thank Goodness My Tubes Are Tied

I'm serious! Maxwell is coming to town in seven days to come rescue me from my husband. And ooh chile, I tell ya thank goodness my tubes are tied cause I swear if they weren't some conception would be taking place that night. This man makes some serious baby making music. I don't know how anyone could listen to help and NOT want to get sexed up later. Ya'll think I'm joking. But I swear there should be a huge warning label on his albums stating : This album will result in pregnancy. Ya'll still think I'm lying? Go ahead, have a listen....and when you come up pregnant, don't be surprised.




And if that one don't get you, try these....

Movie Week

So normally, I never see a movie while it's still in theaters. Why? Several reasons....

1. I don't want to pay an arm and a leg plus a little small dog just to see a movie.
2. I never have the time.
3. I never have the time, did I already say that?


Well, as part of my whole "doing me" thing I've decided to start making time for myself. So this week I've been hitting the movie theater. The first movie I saw was with the hubster. We checked out Iron Man 2 last Friday night. AWESOME movie. I'm not going to give away the movie. But if you like Robert Downey Jr. and love him without his shirt, you need to see it. The storyline is good and there is a lot of action. But obviously, you should know that seeing as how it is an action movie.

The second movie I saw on happenstance. I needed a breather and had to get out of the house. Otherwise, you all would of saw my face flash across the screen on the late night news for smacking the crap off my husband. Seriously, I felt like I was going to pull a Rochelle from Everybody Hates Chris and knock him back into childhood. So instead of beating the man to death, I decided to do the alternative and go for a walk. So after the walk, I was still feeling upset and decided to just drive. I ended up at the movie theater and decided to see Just Wright. This is the movie with Queen Latifah and Common. Honestly, I don't like them as a couple. But the movie was nice. The storyline was a little predictable thanks to the fifty million commercials that gave away the whole movie. But, it was still worth seeing. Plus, it had a lot of actors in the movie I wasn't expecting like Pam Greer and James Pickett Jr (Chief from Grey's Anatomy).

The last movie I just got back from was Sex and The City 2. Absolutely LOVED it. The fashion. Samantha. The fashion. Samantha. Yes, I just repeated the same sentences. The movie was just that great to me. Now one thing to know about me is I'm always trying to save a dollar. So instead of getting swindled and going on opening night. I decided to wait a day and go before 6pm. Paid only $3.25!

ITS TOO DAMN HOT!!!!!!

Seriously! It's only MAY. And we've been hitting the 90s already. I don't even want to know what the actual summer will be like. I've been fighting a heat migraine for the past two days now. My head feels as if it will explode. No matter how much I hydrate, the migraines only let up for a few hours only to return again. Seriously, this is RIDICULOUS! Right now, my migraines are in remission. But I spent the majority of the day and last night miserable because of my pounding head and my crying bladder. Thankfully, Kroger has all of its store brand popsicles on sale. Which I gladly took advantage of. I've drank so much water, my body screamed for joy when I gave it something else.

UGH. I hate Texas summers.

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Forgot!!

I had a super nifty topic to blog on today and I totally forgot what it was. I was at work and thought about trying to email it to myself, but I didn't have the time. UGH!!! Now I don't have anything to talk about except me forgetting what I had wanted to talk about it. I'll be back once I remember.....

He Plays Me Like a Fiddle...I'm So Ashamed

You see this face? THIS is the face of a precious little boy. Who steals my breath away. BUT, who also has a history of playing me like a fiddle. Look at him! Can you believe he is quickly becoming a terror to his older brothers? That he takes their toys while they are still playing with them and screams bloody murder if they try to get them back? How about him throwing a fit if he sees other people eating and he doesn't have anything. Doesn't matter if he *just* ate. No one is allowed to have food unless he has food. Or how about asking for a hug when you're eating a cookie and then when you're not paying attention, take a bite of your cookie. Oh the list goes on. And, I'm sure as he gets older, the list will get much longer. But who can resist that face? That smirk, those eyes, those super chunky cheeks. Oh little one, how you play me for a fool. And oh how your brothers pay the price older siblings have paid for years at the hands of their younger siblings.